cubatorium 

Office space full of cubicles

There are a lot of people at desks here in this cubatorium.

cubatorium by BlueMT October 6, 2011

De-Loused in the Comatorium 

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.

De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.

De-Loused in the Comatorium by RoxJ September 29, 2008

Cumatorium 

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.

Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.

Cumatorium by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

culotorium 

An internet fan forum for the Mars Volta, except no one actually talks about the Mars Volta. Filled with dipshitty young fans, people who obsess abound Radiohead and Tol, people who insult Radiohead and Tol, and trolls.

Person 1: "I'm getting so tired of posting on the Culotorium... can't we talk about the band?"

Person 2: "I think Undertow was Tool's best album."

Person 3: "Tol sux"

culotorium by sweetbabyjeebus September 18, 2011

The Comatorium 

A complete shithole of a forum, originally intended for fans of The Mars Volta but now overrun by rich white kids from the American suburbs. Notably one of the only forums that has a constant civil war going on (Main forum fanboys against Drunkship imbeciles). Many blame this on the fact that all the aforementioned rich kids think they are either black (because they call their albino friends "homies" and enjoy fried chicken) or highly evolved progressive experimental musicians (because they can fart into a delay pedal).

Browsing the Comatorium is more painful than a 12-hour rim ripper.

The Comatorium by Theory Plz Confirm August 22, 2008

The Comatorium 

A badass web forum specifically for fans of the band The Mars Volta. Has many sections, including one for At the Drive-in, which was 3 members of The Mars Volta's previous band.

"Where did you get that badass picture of The Mars Volta?"
"The Comatorium, duh!"

The Comatorium by Ka October 17, 2005

Cumatorium 

When you cum on your step sisters face and then pour your nans ashes on them, like a crematorium but a cumatorium.

Boys last night my step sister came into my room to help with homework and I gave her a cumatorium

Cumatorium by Ly_on977 July 28, 2020