cryptoslut 

An attractive, young female who will exchange sexual favors for crypto currency.

That cryptoslut sucked Mando’s dick 3 doge coins.

cryptoslut by PapichuloJLars June 3, 2021

crypto-slut 

Someone who doesn't seem like a slut at first glance but is actually a little freak.

Being a pastor's daughter, Blake could only satisfy her urge by being a crypto-slut.

crypto-slut by ApricotFields February 8, 2019

cryptonaut 

A self-taught nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code and does it in a sexy way; whereas, a cryptologist is a straight-edge nerd who's really good at deciphering and breaking code but has no sense of style and most likely enjoys puzzles only he/she can solve.

The entire Northeast power grid went offline Friday night - cryptonauts have all the fun!

cryptonaut by BlkFlg October 9, 2023

cryptoshit 

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

cryptoshit by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

Cryptoclitoris

Something that Radish_Girl will show you if you send her Bitcoin.

The market was up after Elon Musk chose Radish_Girl's Cryptoclitoris as his preferred stimulation package.

Cryptoclitoris by Cherubadubdub March 15, 2023

cryptosmite 

Exploit made by Writable that Osama has possession of

Yoo U got that new CryptoSmite USB?

cryptosmite by osamason January 20, 2024

cryptosmite 

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....

student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.

cryptosmite by anonymous May 9, 2024