2024 

The year where you will get a life.

Fred: Get a life Bobert. Its 2024.

2024 by N. D. Toilet July 1, 2014

2024 

The year America dies...

Person 1: "Hello. I come from 2024 to warn you about your future."
Person 2: "Well, what is there to warn us about?"
Person 1: "Kim Kardashian will be your next president and America will die."
Person 2: *Moves to Canada*

2024 by Dozenal>Decimal July 10, 2022

2024 

The year four years from now, 2020. And hopefully it’s better than this one, and coronavirus is gone.

Bill: What’s 2024 in Roman numerals?
John: I think a better question is what it is on Urban Dictionary.
Bill: True

2024 by thecrazycatten May 19, 2020

2024 

The year Kanye West will run for president

May god save us all when yee runs in 2024

2024 by Nwsrocks September 15, 2019

2024 

The next federal prison that will be worse than 2020 and 2022.

2024 will be the next punishment for the most violent offenders.

2024 by That Autistic Beth Israel 64 August 28, 2023

2024 

The year in which cars will start to be produced in 2025 editions.

Introducing the all-new 2025 Ford Mustang, available Summer 2024

2024 by ralsei_ July 4, 2023

2024 

The year the monkey gods take over.
And the world blows up.

Person 1: 2023 sucked man- wait, what's that in the distance?
Monkey god: OOGA BOOGA
Person 1: OH GOD 2024 IS EVEN WORSE
*World blows up, end credits play*

2024 by TheDumbAssGuy January 20, 2023