ApricotFields's definitions

Pedopodorosis

The phenomenon in which foot fetishes find an attraction to children's feet (due to them not really being that different to adults' feet) and freaking out that they might be a pedophile.

David was going to kill himself for how much Mackenzie Zeigler's feet aroused him but it was simply a case of Pedopodorosis.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

Pig Lover

Someone with an unquestioning respect for officers of the law no matter how many people they harass.

I thought Catherine was smart but she's just a common pig lover.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

cyuxty

A combination of cute AND sexy because one can be both.

She stood out because she wasn't just cute OR sexy; she was cyuxty.

by ApricotFields June 18, 2020

Skandinavíska

The Danish language as spoken imperfectly by Icelandic people in such a way as to be more intelligible to Swedes and Norwegians.

Skandinavíska serves as a convenient means of communication for these proximate peoples how already speak closely related languages.

by ApricotFields October 29, 2020

Sladdbarn

Someone born a significant period of time after all their other siblings.

They settled down and immediately had three kids plus a sladdbarn which I suspect kept the marriage alive for a lot longer than it deserved.

by ApricotFields November 12, 2020

Chicana

A female with Chicano identity; the ethnoculturally distinct Americans of Mexican ancestry.

Remembering my High School Spanish helped me seal the deal with this smoking hot Chicana!

by ApricotFields May 21, 2019

Cunrumatio

The act of thrusting the vulva onto or over the face and mouth of a partner.

The one with the vulva is the active partner and the other is passive.

That which is to cunnilingus how irrumatio is to fellatio.

Cunrumatio wasn't something he had expected to enjoy but pretty soon he wouldn't let a day go by without a good face humping from his mistress.

by ApricotFields August 19, 2023