ApricotFields's definitions

Vegan Squeeze

The situation in which individuals whose culinary preference would be a lacto-vegetarian option, find their choices drastically reduced by higher priority being given to meat dishes from one direction and vegan dishes from another.

It used to be easy enough to find something for me to eat in restaurants but the vegan squeeze has really made things harder since they assume that not wanting meat means I can tolerate a lack of cheese!

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022

Neatherage

The exposed underside of the breasts.

The short top left a considerable neatherage.

by ApricotFields May 19, 2025

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Lipstick Tomboy

Boyish or masculine girl who still enjoys considering her appearance and sex appeal for either or both of the sexes.

She rode up on her skateboard to get some makeup tips; total lipstick tomboy.

by ApricotFields May 21, 2025

Pedophile

Someone sexually attracted to children, especially prepubescent ones but not necessarily all children or exclusively children. They can be any gender. They do not necessarily do anything to anyone. They cannot help being a pedophile and being one does not mean they want to rape anyone.

Better pedophile than a rapist.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Kidultery

Adultery committed with a much younger person.

The occasional session of kidultery on both sides kept them happily married and neither ever found out.

by ApricotFields October 8, 2020

Polyanthropy

Umbrella term for polygyny, polyandry or mixing both.

It's hard not to have sour grapes with polyanthropy.

by ApricotFields May 21, 2025