ApricotFields's definitions

Weird

1) Strange

2) Not quite what you're used to and therefor you hate it with extreme prejudice.

I love the star-nosed mole, so weird!

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Tomslut

A relatively masculine or boyish woman or girl with the morality of a man.

With her sexy short hair, denim jacket and no make up, all the boys agreed, Francis was their favourite Tomslut.

by ApricotFields June 7, 2019

Tokiponido

Any constructed language derivative of Toki Pona.

Derived partly from "Esperantido" and therefor the plural in theory should be "tokiponidoj".

She wanted to create a Tokiponido that was slightly more expressive.

by ApricotFields July 12, 2021

Zerosome

When no sex happens.

I was right to get my expectations low. The evening ended in a zerosome.

by ApricotFields May 24, 2019

Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.

She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.

by ApricotFields May 22, 2019

Teleioromantic

The romantic orientation toward adults.

Although Christine was strictly minor attracted she was still teleioromantic and therefor found a satisfying marriage with the similarly aged Brian.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Wurstfest

Any circumstance with an over abundance of males and a serious lack of females.

I wanted to get some but the place was a total wurstfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020