cryptosmite

an unenrollment exploit for chromebooks developed by the team FWSmasher over on GitHub around March 2024
Google paid 10k to the developer after they kept quiet waiting for it (bug report) to be patched, unlike sh1mmer....
student 1: why dude I cant go discord.com it say "blocked"?
student 2: just use cryptosmite LOL
student 2: I don't have any restrictions on my chromebook
student 2: here give me a few minutes
student 2: *crypto smites*
student 1: omg policy are you there? (the Chromebook is now unmanaged and there is no policy so they are free to do whatever)

principal: BOTH OF YOU WILL BE EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL IMMEDIATELY.
by therealmia May 09, 2024
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a lemon ate it

a sentence mimicing the word "eliminated"
what juicers said in xQc's chat during squid craft twitch rivals
by therealmia March 05, 2023
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