k0n3k0's definitions

melt

When a person become completely enthralled to the point of losing coordination, typically when they are the receiving end of a flatter comment or satisfying action.

I gave her a shoulder massage and she completely melted into my arms.

by k0n3k0 January 20, 2020

cryptoshit

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

Vcake

Slang for cunnilingus.

Man 1: "Yo dude, how'd your date go last night?"
Man 2: "Oh wonderful! We stopped by her house and I gave her some vcake."

by k0n3k0 January 21, 2020

Wenis

Thought to refer to the skin of your elbow, it is actually a word created by internet trolls to get people to say something rather similar to the word "penis". How people still don't know this remains a mystery.

"I have a huge wenis"
nearby snickering

by k0n3k0 July 5, 2018