Definitions by k0n3k0

cryptoshit 

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

cryptoshit by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

Vcake 

Slang for cunnilingus.

Man 1: "Yo dude, how'd your date go last night?"
Man 2: "Oh wonderful! We stopped by her house and I gave her some vcake."

Vcake by k0n3k0 January 21, 2020

melt 

When a person become completely enthralled to the point of losing coordination, typically when they are the receiving end of a flatter comment or satisfying action.

I gave her a shoulder massage and she completely melted into my arms.

melt by k0n3k0 January 20, 2020

Wenis 

Thought to refer to the skin of your elbow, it is actually a word created by internet trolls to get people to say something rather similar to the word "penis". How people still don't know this remains a mystery.

"I have a huge wenis"
nearby snickering

Wenis by k0n3k0 July 5, 2018