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Cryptothot 

A "thot" that leeches in the crypto world. She often shills nudes for follows on social media to help in her search for her OG bitcoin daddy. She contributes nothing of value to the crypto world. Do not fall for their evil ways as it will often lead you to being a nocoiner. Best to just block them and move on.
Just block that cryptothot my man, all she is after is your bitcoin and followers.
Cryptothot by CryptoNilla March 3, 2018

Cryptophile 

Someone who has an attraction or affinity for secrets and the unexplained.
John was up all night reading about UFO and Big Foot sightings, he's such a cryptophile.
Cryptophile by ThePrivateer March 8, 2015

cryptosis 

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins
Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.
cryptosis by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

Kryptoshite 

The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.
Last night I dumped enough kryptoshite to kill an army of Supermen.
Kryptoshite by DampeS8N December 20, 2010

cryptotwitter 

(noun)-A self-proclaimed portion of TwitterTwitter© users who tweet nearly exclusively on the subject of cryptocurrency, and all it's Glory.
in response to @(example)randomcryptodudestweet
@(example)Cryptolover827728:

-"So when did you cross over to the dark side and join CryptoTwitter?"

CryptoCRIT 

CryptoCRIT is an open-source Cryptocurrency project which facilitates a Cryptocurrency wallet for making payments. The associated Cryptocurrency is called CritCoin.
"Hey, Can you lend me some money?"
"I don't carry cash, I have CritCoins, you need that?"
"Yeah, CryptoCRIT is awesome"
CryptoCRIT by TheAbbie August 10, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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