crusty nut

A long lost tissue or any tissue-like object used for sanitizing male genitalia after ejaculating

Davon cleaned his whole room after discovering that his mom plans to clean the whole house. He was aware that crusty nuts might be discovered in the process.

by StanLied March 12, 2017

crusty nut meth

meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls

ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape

by iasegyufs May 23, 2022

crusty nuts

the practice of performin oral on the the male genitalia with a light dusting of sweat enhancing the flavour

Alan liked to eat crusty nuts

by anon March 16, 2003

Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.

“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018

Nut Crust

Dried up spooge.

That chick needs to wash her face, she has nut crust all over it.

by Spoogie Mcspooge August 14, 2003

Nut crust

When you bust a nut and let it sit for a while so it dries up getting all “crusty”

Bro 1: I busted a nut all over this bitch named destiny’s face (Picasso level) she barely even wiped it off! Crazy bro all I could think about last time I saw her with her man was me painting her face and my nut crust on her nose ring!!!!

Bro 2: damn bro sucks for that guy his girl is walking around with nut crust on her nose ring…THOTS

by Thejokerrr November 16, 2024

crustybutt

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

by Esso Edren October 8, 2018