ivan has a big dick
by nigerasaurus April 10, 2019
Hes one of the best people youll ever meet in your life he can be sweet caring and loving if you are friends with ivan make him your bae ;)
person 1 are you friends with ivan?
person 2 yeah
person 1 dang your lucky he really cares about his friends
person 2 yeah
person 1 dang your lucky he really cares about his friends
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by pickle jeff April 30, 2019
The basic russian. the biggest piece of dog meat to ever exist. Large consumer of vodka and heavily abused at home. Struggles in public due to lack of social skills and overall is an easy target to bully. You do not want to be around an Ivan because they tend to get an impulse need of dick in the ass. Is in heavy debt and can't seem to go a day without crying. Dont be an Ivan. Fruity.
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