crustybutt 

What you experience when, while taking a poop on the toilet and decide to waste some time on your smartphone, you suddenly realize you've been done pooping for quite some time and have just been sitting there.

That article was so good I got crustybutt.

crustybutt by Esso Edren October 8, 2018

Crusty Butt Nuggets 

The same concept as dingle-berries. Crusty pieces of turd that dried on your stanky ass hair in lil precious nugs. People specifically in Parma, OH - try to collect as many as possible as delicious ass treats when tossing salad (licking a butthole for sexual pleasure) is a delicacy - highly popular amongst the, booty boy butt hoes.

Todd: Hey Chad, I heard you've been saving those crusty butt nuggets especially for me. Can't wait to taste those delicious salad toppings tonight.

Crusty Butt Nuggets by Alimew November 27, 2022

crusty butt

Crusty Butt consistantly follows mud butt, it is the dry doo doo build up in the anal region of the buttocks, this usually occurs 45 minutes to an hour after defication.

I failed to wipe good after my diarrheal explosion i had in the bathroom 45 minutes ago and now i have crusty butt, I am very uncomfortable.

crusty butt by Michael Riley May 8, 2006

CrustyDusty 

A black boy who has no friends and makes fun of other people because he is insecure about his pimple infested hair line witch is on top of his head. He often dwells at KFC stalking people. He loves memorizing peoples addresses.
Others activities he loves to do is play ps4 on his chicken infested greasy controller.
Other names are Dustin Ferris or Cesar.

Look its a creepy black boy stalking my kids and fallowing me around must be CrustyDusty.

CrustyDusty by ceazer February 26, 2019

crustbust 

ejaculation on something or someone with no intentions of wiping the paste like substance off

"She was feeling lazy, so i grabbed the one pigtail, and crustbusted on her cheek"

crustbust by JAY EH ES OH EN October 4, 2007

crusty butt lips 

a man who is described to be crusty with abnormally over larged butt lips. micropenis and gap teeth and choc-o-lat are normally side effects of the crusty butt lips syndrome.

john: dude, get some chap stick for your crusty butt lips.

jeffrey: i hate my life.

crusty butt lips by crustybuttlips October 12, 2009

Crustbutterer 

A person that butters the crust of a piece of toast.

You're such a crustbutterer.

Crustbutterer by PageNotFound404 March 13, 2021