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crusticcles 

When your balls so damn sweaty they crust over like plaster.
Dude, I got really bad crusticcles
crusticcles by Bean slinger January 23, 2025
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crusticles 

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.
n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.
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crusticle 

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.
That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.
crusticle by zuzax May 15, 2015

crusticals 

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls
"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"
crusticals by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

Crusticle 

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.
After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.
Crusticle by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

ass crusticles 

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)
What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle
ass crusticles by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

Crusticle 

The hard, crusty piece that forms on the tip of any pump dispenser (ie. lotion, soap, mustard)
I went to use the hand lotion, but I had to clear off the crusticle before I could get to the good stuff.
Crusticle by Ssjgzus November 3, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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