crusticcles

When your balls so damn sweaty they crust over like plaster.

Dude, I got really bad crusticcles

by Bean slinger January 23, 2025

crusticles

Your testicles turn into "raisin" looking objects with age and when they rech the full raisin-ness they are referred to as crusticles.

n. dam look at the crusticles on that guy.

by Here Comes Mikee Bitch July 1, 2008

crusticle

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.

That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.

by zuzax May 15, 2015

crusticals

while taking a shit if you smell your nuts more then the shit then you have crusticls

"i haven't showered for 5 days i got some wicked crusticals going on"

by Blacknasty July 2, 2008

Crusticle

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.

After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.

by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

Crusticle

The hard, crusty piece that forms on the tip of any pump dispenser (ie. lotion, soap, mustard)

I went to use the hand lotion, but I had to clear off the crusticle before I could get to the good stuff.

by Ssjgzus November 3, 2017