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crusticle 

A filthy, stinking person who does not believe in using soap and water and becomes hostile when people do not give them money when they are panhandling. The core word, crust, is derived from layers of matter affixed to certain areas of the crusticle's body, which emits a foul odor.
That crusticle just called me a mother****er because I wouldn't give him a dollar.
crusticle by zuzax May 15, 2015
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Crusticle 

noun; A wad, cone, or mass of crust.
After leaving your socks on for long periods of time, crusticles begin to form between your toes.
Crusticle by LolPhayul May 29, 2011

Crusticle 

The hard, crusty piece that forms on the tip of any pump dispenser (ie. lotion, soap, mustard)
I went to use the hand lotion, but I had to clear off the crusticle before I could get to the good stuff.
Crusticle by Ssjgzus November 3, 2017

Crusticle 

That glob of dirty snow and ice that gets trapped in the wheel well of the car. The build up that leaves dirty snow blobs in drive ways and parking lots when the temp rises a little bit.
Yes, the weather was perfect today to kick some crusticles. They just plopped down with the slightest tap.
A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.
Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.
Crustable by RiriTea February 19, 2018

Rusty Crustacean 

The Rusty Crustacean is a sexual act where; a female lays on her back and her partner puts their thumb inside the vagina and four remaining fingers inside the anus of the female. Then, the partner squeezes their fingers together (reenacting the movement a crustacean's claws make when closing) causing fluctuation of the vaginal and anal region of the female. Maximum pleasure is promised if performed correctly.
Dude, I totally gave Candice the ol' Rusty Crustacean last night... She loved it.

casticle 

A name for someone who is both a dick and a pussy at the same time, implying that they were castrated
Person 1: Did you hear about Samantha’s boyfriend?

Person 2: Yeah, hes a total casticle