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Showered 

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology
He's new clothes are showered
Showered by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011

SHOWERED.SHOWWERD

It is a new dictionary FORMATION URBAN DICTIONARY AND URBAN DICKTIONARY merged together from being SHOWRED.SHOWWERD.
Faucet is a COCK , Faucet is a FICK and PENIS is a YOUR IN FAUCET which are great SHOWERED.SHOWWERD.

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days 

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

showerer 

A person who showers.
He is a showerer
showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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