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Showered 

To get intoxicated to the point to where you pass out in a shower with no recollection of how or why you are there . Turning on the water while in the shower enhances the experience.
"I'm gonna get showered tonight!"
Showered by Stayin' Classy April 24, 2015
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Showered 

so fresh and clean like soapy but with a hint of embarrassment like salty It's coming back into terminology
He's new clothes are showered
Showered by JaydenisShowered December 29, 2011

SHOWERED.SHOWWERD

It is a new dictionary FORMATION URBAN DICTIONARY AND URBAN DICKTIONARY merged together from being SHOWRED.SHOWWERD.
Faucet is a COCK , Faucet is a FICK and PENIS is a YOUR IN FAUCET which are great SHOWERED.SHOWWERD.

I Have Not Showered In 36 Days 

Lyric from the hit song Everyday French, by Lemon Demon.
Person 1: I have not showered in 36 days!
Person 2: Kiss me under the bologna tree.

showerdue 

When someone is due for a shower.
If that smell is me I'm showerdue.
showerdue by jpg3 November 16, 2011

showerection 

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.
Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."
showerection by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

showerer 

A person who showers.
He is a showerer
showerer by oro uma September 3, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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