crustbucket

a crustbucket is someone who is an old crusty curmudgeon. usually such a person is ugly, and sometimes smelly

i hate old crustbuckets

by Ziggy Stardust June 6, 2004

Rustbucket

A trashy white Xanax fiend. Typically depends on Xanax for all day to day activities. Over time a “rustbucket” slowly undergoes mental retardation as a result of his addictions. Also see: bartard

Friend: wanna come hangout today?
Rustbucket: ughhhhh what? I’m completely xanned our rn

Ex #2:
*fight about to break out*
Nobody:
Rustbucket: im going to take only two more bars to help me fight better

by Scott bucket July 16, 2019

cuntbucket

a term used for filthy lying, cheating frat guys who think they're the cat's meow! Refers only to the lowest of the low and is the most insulting term one can be called. Usually refers to an asshole who cheats on his amazingly sweet girlfriend and who will most like get away with it forever.

"Robert is such a cuntbucket! He's been cheating on his girlfriend for years and never plans on telling her!"

by HadrianC83 July 4, 2012

rustbucket

An older-model car that has not been maintained well,once used to describe late 50s-early 70s cars with tailfins but now can also be applied to 80s cars.Rustbuckets typically belong to people who,though they often have the means to get a newer car,are holding onto the past with both hands(see Dead Elvis).The back of a rustbucket tends to drag the ground,the exhaust pipes belch black fog,the seats spill stuffing and the air conditioner seldom works.

"Get a load of that old rustbucket,it hansn't seen a fresh coat of paint since Nixon was Prez!"

by sns21274 October 8, 2009

cuntbucket

Are you tired of carrying around that purse filled with countless useless, shallow earthly possessions? Are your inferior female arms too weak and puny to support stereotypically-female items like makeup and lipstick, insulting the intelligent men who designed them specifically for your special limitations? Enter CuntBucket (TM), the new storage device tailored specifically to women. Since time immemorial, the vagina has been the most useless aspect of a woman, contributing to nothing but the miracle of childbirth and simple physical carnal pleasures. Finally, science has found a use for it. CuntBucket (TM) attaches securely to the vagina using our patented HoleHold (R) technology. The presence of CuntBucket (TM) also helps correct the natural positioning of your legs, ensuring that they are always open. So what are you waiting for? Politely request that your husband call 1800-FLAPBIN today, and start a better life. Ask for Tim. If he's not there, leave a message with the woman that answers, containing your phone number and the phrase "buckets of fun". Do not mention CuntBucket (TM) to this woman. She'll kill me.

Jill: Ah, I see you got yourself a CuntBucket (TM). It looks nice.
Fernanda: Yeah it's really coming in handy. I save a lot of money on tampons. By the way, why did you spell out the "left bracket, tee, em, right bracket"? That's a bit weird, man.
Jill: Why do you always have to question everything I do? God, you always do this.
Fernanda: I was just curious. It's a bit strange is all.
Jill: Sure, like you having a fucking bucket attached to your vagina isn't strange!!
Fernanda: You said you liked it. What else have you lied to me about?
Jill: ...

Let's just finish the race, okay? Why are we even talking about this while competing in a rally championship?

by cool_walking_ February 19, 2010

Detroit Rustbucket

When a Crackhead let's you shit in their mouth for crack

ayy yo I gave that basshead a Detroit Rustbucket on jah.

by BigSlothPepe January 23, 2022

rustbucket

my first car. seriously, my car and others like it are peices of shit.

dude yer rustbucket sucks

by scrambled eggs September 13, 2006