Crustrocket
Crustrocket is when you didn't shower in several weeks and your dick turned into a crusty, brownish looking piece of shit
Crustrocket by Oniichan38 August 27, 2018
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cuntrocket
A penis that has seen the inside of many cunts.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.
Can also be used as an insult.
Best used if the penis in question can go very fast and/or is very large.
Can also be used as an insult.
cuntrocket by Master Cuntrocket July 29, 2008
Cuntrocket
A cuntrocket is what Santa lights at the end of a parade. Typically bottle rockets lit out of a vagina.
Cuntrocket by guy663843471 July 6, 2011
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cuntrocket by cyal82 January 5, 2014
crustbucket
a crustbucket is someone who is an old crusty curmudgeon. usually such a person is ugly, and sometimes smelly
crustbucket by Ziggy Stardust June 6, 2004
Cuntrocket
You first need to retrieve a dildo with balls attached on the bottom. Second, you need to retrieve a girl and have her do a handstand naked. After that, slowly stuff the dildo (balls end first) into her vagina. Not too far in though or else you will ruin the trick. After you get the dildo in, grab both legs and move them back and forth while she is still handstanding to gain pressure inside the pussy or cunt in this instance. After enough pressure is gained, punch her in the gut as hard as you can and the dildo will come flying through the air appearing as ..well what do you know! A ROCKET! followed by a stream of vaginal bile.
Cuntrocket by cun7slayer666 December 9, 2008
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