cruntibate 

The act of crunching one's penis during masturbation.

While I was masturbating to Shrek porn, Greg cruntibated me.

cruntibate by MemeCreamer May 6, 2022

Crustabate 

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

Crustabate by Millahews March 26, 2019

crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.

Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.

crunkinated by Da Crock January 5, 2006

Cuntimated 

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

Cuntimated by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cruninate 

a combination of crush, punish, and dominate

to crush, punish, and dominate something so much that it is beyond recognition.

I just cruninated that guy on the court today.

cruninate by the cruninator February 11, 2005

Crastibate 

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

Crastibate by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013

crustipated 

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

crustipated by zeiserism February 10, 2018