cruntibate

The act of crunching one's penis during masturbation.

While I was masturbating to Shrek porn, Greg cruntibated me.

by MemeCreamer May 6, 2022

Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.

Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.

by Millahews March 26, 2019

crunkinated

Getting very drunk on expensive alcohol while listening to crunk music. You have to be at least part black or be black on the inside to be considered crunkinated.

Nick wants to get crunkinated but he is much too white and likes to drink Hawkeye Vodka.

by Da Crock January 5, 2006

Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cruninate

a combination of crush, punish, and dominate

to crush, punish, and dominate something so much that it is beyond recognition.

I just cruninated that guy on the court today.

by the cruninator February 11, 2005

Crastibate

When one masturbates while having something better to do.

From the English words:
Procrastinate
Masturbate

Not to be confused with Crasturbate which means to cry while masturbating.

You can't finish Grandma Edna's eulogy if you keep stopping to crastibate, Timmy.

by Mikey Chase March 18, 2013

crustipated

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

by zeiserism February 10, 2018