Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cultivated

Knowledgeable, someone who has a good education, information, or taste an manners.

Mr Smith is a well cultivated man.

by Samir He June 23, 2016

Cuntimeter

adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.

Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"

Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"

by DudeA December 7, 2009

cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

cuntmageddon

Cunt·ma·ged·don
Cuntməˈɡedn/
noun

- A confrontation instigated by a self absorbed cunt incessantly honking in the communal driveway of your apartment complex.

I asked her to stop honking and she said “do you want to fight me?” ... all of a sudden it was cuntmageddon.

by InternetMelissa October 6, 2018

Cunstipated

When a woman is a absolutely pretentious twat stain, and makes others feel inadequate about themselves.

Amelia: what the hell is her problem? Is she, like, a total asshole?

Sarah: Who, Andrea? No, she's just cunstipated.

by TheJames77 May 1, 2016

cuntivate

to make a specific thing around you "cunty". (mess up, ruin,)

to do girly, or gayish.

"Yusaf, how do you cuntivate everything you touch."

"To be honest, i dont know. maybe im gay?"

by Rarathekneeslapper December 19, 2018