crunkles 

a criminal who lurks in Marshals and sings the crunkle song.

oh no! there’s crunkles coming for us!

crunkles by vinnysboyfriend May 28, 2023

Crunkfest

An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.

Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.

Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009

Crunkleberry Tree 

The word a symbol of the infinite quantity of Crunkeberries that life has to offer mostly used to imply that one has consumed a large of Crunkleberries.

"The Crunkleberry Tree is the 'Influence'. Are you under it?"

"Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the Crunkleberry Tree" "I totally passed out under the Crunkleberry Tree"

Crunkleberry Tree by MojoNojo February 17, 2009

Crunkleberries 

Any substance that facilitates the action of getting "crunk".

"I'm gonna go eat some Crunkleberries", "Headin' to the BX to get some Crunkleberries" "Wow, Charlie just ate all the Crunkleberries in the tree!"

Crunkleberries by MojoNojo August 15, 2008

crunkle

The act of getting crunk with one's uncle.

I got so crunk last night with my uncle. I was definitely crunkle.

crunkle by lcrisp April 17, 2010

Crankles 

Crusty and Ankles being compounded into one word.

Somebody with a unusual amount of crust on their ankles.

Eww look at Theleah she has crankles!

Crankles by Rofllollololol December 23, 2010

Chunkles 

Informal slang pirates use to refer to their testicles.

Argh, yee port of call be 35 leagues west as the crow flies, but a frigid tear o’ wind is a-blowing’ me chunkles around. If I’m to father a child someday, a change in the weather is in order.

Chunkles by Mojoejoejoe November 18, 2021