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An annual period of campus-wide partying, drunkenness, crunkenness, and general debauchery at Swarthmore College, where participants form teams and earn assigned point values for ridiculous acts. The team that has the most points formulates the rules for the next Crunkfest. Mystery shrouds the rest of details of Crunkfest, with the intent of keeping most occurrences, acts of dubitable legality, out of the public spotlight.
Person: Did you guys hear about what happened at Crunkfest last year? Apparently some straight guys had sex together for points.

Guys: Yeah. They were the second place team.
Crunkfest by mr_natas March 23, 2009
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Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.
You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.
Crunkfest by Jerd April 13, 2005
1. An event that takes place in a neighborhood over 4 or more days in which everyone drinks constantly together.
Yo man, Dj and Tyler are coming down for winterbreak, its gonna be Crunkfest 2010 part two!
Crunkfest by Jonny G the lettuce man December 11, 2010
(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.
Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."
cluckfest by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

Crunkistan

Compton, Queens, the entire cities of Detroit and New Orleans are all prime examples of Crunkistan
Crunkistan by mackerel daddy November 28, 2009

crackfest 

when you cant stop cracking up with someone else
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hahahHAHHAHAHhahahahhahahaAHHA
hahahahhahahaha omg were having a crackfest!!!
crackfest by monpri July 14, 2010
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