crunchrag 

a towel covered in dried semen

After a few uses, the dirty sock was a hardened crunchrag

crunchrag by sandberg April 30, 2011

Couchrage 

The act of expressing outrage, dissent or vitriol from the comfort of your bed or chair.

Toby's couchrage at the fat man who got stuck on the Ferris Wheel was ironic, considering he hadn't left his bed in 2 or 3 weeks.

Couchrage by geodave April 7, 2015

Queso Crunchwrap 

something that taco bell really needs to put back on their menu,and have it on their perminatly.it was a new kind of crunchwrap that was out summer 2008,then they decided to do the stupid thing and discontinue it.it was way better than the regular crunchwrap,mainly cause it doesnt have a shit load of lettuce in it.

taco bell better bring the queso crunchwrap back,or im going to sue

Queso Crunchwrap by y2c January 16, 2009

Crunchay 

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.

I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!

Crunchay by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011

Queso Crunchwrap 

The most delicious thing to ever grace my pallet. Taco Bell should make this a permanent fixture on their menu. I have an orgasm every time I eat one.

*Bites Queso Crunchwrap*
Friend: Dude, why are your pants wet?

Queso Crunchwrap by Jean78439 August 19, 2008

Crunchatize me cap'n! 

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

Crunchatize me cap'n! by happycaptain September 18, 2020

crunchbang 

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

crunchbang by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013