y2c's definitions

musically retarded

someone that has a really low intelligence when it comes to music.there is more than one way one can be musically retarded,so here is how you know if you are:

-if you think that only music on the radio is "good music",
YOU are musically retarded.

-if you think that mainstream music > underground music
YOU are muscially retarded.

-if you listen to all mainstream pop,rock,counry and hip hop
stuff like:lady gaga, kelly clarkson ,beyonce, nickelback, hinder,kenny chesney,lil wayne,etc. and you consider bands like tool,porcupine tree,NIN and pink floyd "crap"??

YOU are musically retarded.

-also,if you consider all those mainstream bands

"more talented" than the other ones i listed...
YOU are musically retarded

if you think that distinct genres like progressive rock/metal sucks...
YOU are musically retarded

-if you call a bass a "guitar"..
YOU are musically retarded.

sadly enough,i don't think that i've covered all of the ways one can be musically retarded.but i'll let you do that work!!

my sister listens to only "hits" music and mainstream country(which isn't even really country music btw) and she tells me she wishes she could mute my "crappy" music (the bands i listed above,plus anyother sub genre of rock/metal,and a few other genres,which don't consist of the music she listens to)plus,she tells everyone i play guitar,even though i play bass.MY SISTER is musically retarded.

*and if you were wondering,i am NOT a fan of jeff faggot foxworthy.and my definition is NOT influenced by him.

by y2c June 15, 2009

10 years

an alternative metal band that formed in 2000.there sound is generally on the same wavelengths of chevelle,a perfect circle and tool(though they aren't nearly as complex as tool,of course)but very comparable to tool as i said due to the fact that 1.jesse hasek's voice has a very maynard like tone to it and 2.bassist louis cosby's playing can at times be similar to justin chancellor(listen to "fault line")they are more or less radio friendly though,but they are EXTREMELY underated.i suggest their 2005 album "the autumn effect".as of current times,they did change their sound quite a bit though.

10 years albums

*into the half moon(2001)-i have yet to listen to it,as well as the second album
*killing all that holds you(2004)
*the autumn effect(2005)
*division(2008)-an ok album,they changed to a more upbeat sound which reminded me of shinedown.i didn't like it that much though.

by y2c November 11, 2009

Backstabber

one who is friendly to you/others in your/people's presence, but will say negative things about you when your not around in a heartbeat. some people do it all the time, some just in moderation...

it's something that everyone is at least a little bit at some point in their/your life, just like hypocrites.

everyone is a backstabber, everyone is a hypocrite. almost pointless to even use these too words...

by y2c January 10, 2011

cleavage shot

a girl's(well, usually a girl's..)picture usually found on myspace or facebook/etc. that is taken from above showing off anywhere from a beautiful,massive cleavage all the way to tiny,acne-loaded mosquito bite tits..and everything in between.

whether the girl takes the picture herself, or not and whether it was done on purpose or not is usually unknown.

some funny things to note about these are; if she has one, she usually has a bunch more.... and also, if word gets around about you and or someone else relieving themselves to these photos, the girl usually winds up getting all pissed and offended. if you don't want guys getting stiff/girls getting wet to your whore-ish cleavage shots, then DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!!!!

last time i saw sam, she gave me this dirty ass look and this is seeing her for the first time in like two years. guess word got out about me jacking to her one of her cleavage shots. it's really not my fault, if she didn't have any of them in the first place, then maybe i wouldn't have gotten so damn horny for her. oh well, i love me a good cleavage shot anyways.

by y2c January 13, 2011

husband beater

exactly the same as a normal ribbed wifebeater tank top only worn by a girl. usually a bit more stylish than wifebeaters actually due to the fact that girls usually wear different colors(black,yellow,pink,green) rather than just plain white and could also be found at zumiez or other female skate clothes shops with various brand logos for a jacked up price.

actually 10x better than wifebeaters when worn by chicks that are stacked. fucking HOT!!..

i always had stiffies for the stacked girls in my school that wore husband beater(s)..

by y2c January 14, 2011

pineapple kush

pretty self-explanitory, kush that tastes and smells like pineapple. from what i can tell though, pineapple kush is alot stronger than other kinds of kush.. probably not as strong as the rare pineapple express but it is indeed still some one hitter quitter shit.. i wouldn't suggest taking more than a hit if your a light weight that freaks out easy after smoking.

after clearing a bowl of mids and two hits of some pineapple kush, i was pleasently stupid... bout a half hour later, i was laying there shivering and my legs felt as if they were having a seizure. this was in a 75 degree bedroom. you probably thinking "yup, your a lightweight too" but really, i'm not...

by y2c February 20, 2011

soundgarden

horribly underrated band from the 90's.i know alot of people on here said that they weren't grunge,but out of all the other "grunge" bands,they seemed to hit the nail on the head the best IMO.all though they were heavily over shadowed by alice in chains and nirvana and such,i honestly think soundgarden is more talented than both.got a problem??

you fuckin stupid ass AIC kids can sit there and bitch about how much you hate nirvana and kurt cobain,and how much you think they are better than them.while i sit back and play some real grunge,soundgarden

by y2c April 15, 2009