Swag

It can usually crush a fish or two
Dang bro your shoes got some swag
And that chain too
by happycaptain March 15, 2021
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Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier
PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"
by happycaptain September 18, 2020
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Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!
by happycaptain May 11, 2024
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Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum
hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"
by happycaptain September 18, 2020
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Full Man Sandwich

Refers to a scene from A Minecraft Movie where Jack Black (Steve) and Jason Momoa (Garbage Man) are flying through the air towards a small opening in a mountain side and are forced to use Jack Blacks move, the “Full Man Sandwich” forcing the two to 69 each other mid air. This scene is considered by many to be one of the greatest things they have ever witnessed.
I am ordering you to make a Full Man Sandwich!!!
by happycaptain April 06, 2025
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Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later
Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!
by happycaptain February 02, 2024
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