Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!
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Get the Shit lag mug.when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum
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Get the Crunchatize me cap'n! mug.Refers to a scene from A Minecraft Movie where Jack Black (Steve) and Jason Momoa (Garbage Man) are flying through the air towards a small opening in a mountain side and are forced to use Jack Blacks move, the “Full Man Sandwich” forcing the two to 69 each other mid air. This scene is considered by many to be one of the greatest things they have ever witnessed.
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Get the Full Man Sandwich mug.A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.
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