3 definitions by happycaptain

Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Swag

It can usually crush a fish or two

Dang bro your shoes got some swag
And that chain too

by happycaptain March 15, 2021