5 definitions by happycaptain

Thundercock

when you frick so hard that ur PP breaks the fucking sound barrier

PP: (woosh!!!!!)
me: "I have achieved the Thundercock"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Swag

It can usually crush a fish or two

Dang bro your shoes got some swag
And that chain too

by happycaptain March 15, 2021

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

Cow tipping state

A cow tipping state is any state such as Utah, Montana, Nebraska etc… where a group of boys on a Friday night would have nothing fun to do other than go cow tipping.

God I hate being in Ohio… it’s such a cow tipping state!

by happycaptain May 11, 2024

Shit lag

When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later

Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!

by happycaptain February 2, 2024