crunchbag

A nutty-crunch Vermonter. Someone who buys organic food, drives a Volvo and wears L.L. Bean.

She would never eat that she's too much of a crunchbag

by Jeff Mintz November 30, 2006

Crunchay

A party-culture adjective that describes partying (raging) with your close friends to boundless music, sweating out the aggression through dance, and building a community through music and love. Origin: Jacksonville, FL (DUUUVAL!) Crunchay Sunday.

I'm getting Crunchay with all my wooks and spunionites tonight. Phuks with it!

by Vlad thee Inhaler August 23, 2011

Crunchatize me cap'n!

when a girl says this aboard a ship, you, as the captain of the ship must gather every seamen aboard and have them stand around her in a circle and simultaneously nut on her causing her skin to eventually be crunchy from all the cum

hot girl: "crunchatize me cap'n!"
captain: "iv'e been waiting my whole life for this moment"

by happycaptain September 18, 2020

crunchbang

A very popular sex act in Japan that involves banging a prostitute dressed in anime while eating a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal.

Toshi woke up next to a pile of vomit this morning because he was crunchbanging that chick until 4am last night.

by ahornysockpuppet February 11, 2013

Brain Crunching

Intensely thinking about something obsessively and/or endlessly.

I laid awake in bed for 5 hours last night brain crunching about an idea for my Youtube channel.

by Jordan Newsom May 19, 2016

Cream Crunching

When you smash your meat in the door to assert dominance

Jimmy: "I saw my sister cream crunching last night and called Jesus."
Timmy: "Have your parents post-birth aborted her yet?"

by CreamCruncher69 June 25, 2020

Cuncbag

A word that so far has no meaning at all. Generally used as an insult similar to douchbag. The word is most commonly used on G4TV's Attack of the show and this is possibally where it originated.

Rocker1337: haha I killed you
Dude34: OMG! you are such a cuncbag!

by Greg. R August 27, 2008