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crunchay 

better than a * whispers * "s c r u n c h i e"
Oh em jayyyyyy look at my crunchayyyy!!!!! Its saurrr gourdd i knaurrr
crunchay by rx2ie July 13, 2023

Crunchay Land 

The land where all crunchays live and also has the Eiffel Crunch and other crunchainian attractions.
I live in Crunchay Land, Crunch, the capital of Crunchay Land.

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Crunchy Fridges 

v, a phrase used to describe a level of hunger which has reached the stage of having the urge to eat the actual fridge as well as it's contents.

A completely overwhelming hunger unlike any other which can't be satisfied with food alone.

When you need that bit of extra iron in your diet.
Benny "I'm beyond starving! I could eat the whole fridge!"

Jack "Remember it might be hard to chew"

Jo "Benny, are you eating Crunchy Fridges?"

crunchy gowon

Crunchy gowon is the ONE & ONLY rapper out there. She is the rap god of the universe and has been around for over 300,000 years. Eminem is a JOKE in comparison to our one&only.
person A: who’s eating chips do damn loudly?
Period B: sorry, I was just listening to Crunchy Gowon’s one&only rap.
crunchy gowon by stan loona 🤡 October 4, 2019

crunchy niggers 

Typically some crunchy foods such as crisps or nachos...
Hey, pass me some of them crunchy niggers