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croppable 

A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
croppable by missyumyum December 18, 2009
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Coupar angus 

A small god-fearing town situated around 13 miles from Dundee. Famous for smelling like dead chicken anus from the nearby chicken factory and also for being home to east scotlands most notorius serial-killer/cat-burgalar - 'Ray Hepburn'
Coupar angus is that smelly town where ray hepburn lives.
Coupar angus by mcgee2003 September 22, 2010
About Croup
Croup is a condition that causes an inflammation of the upper airways — the voice box (larynx) and windpipe (trachea). It often leads to a barking cough or hoarseness, especially when a child cries.

Most cases of croup are caused by viruses. Those involved are usually parainfluenza virus (which accounts for most cases), adenovirus, and respiratory syncytial virus (RSV). Croup is most common — and symptoms are most severe — in children 6 months to 3 years old, but can affect older kids, too.

Most cases of viral croup are mild and can be treated at home, though rarely it can be severe and even life-threatening. Some children are more prone to developing croup when they get a viral upper respiratory infection.

The term spasmodic croup refers to a type of croup that develops quickly and may happen in a child with a mild cold. The barking cough usually begins at night and is not accompanied by fever. Spasmodic croup has a tendency to come back again (recur).
Don't be a dumb bitch and smoke while you are pregnant. the croup is no joke. My son lives with this. Today he woke up with the sound of breathlessness and it scares him and I both. We spend 30 mins together in the bathroom. Other times he has to got to the ER and have breathing treatments to calm it. It's pain full for him and the saddest mistake I ever made for. I ask that any of you that get pregnant actually think about you child's life before you take that drag. Your dragging your child into suffering your mistakes.
Croup by Gean-iebotteledup April 18, 2010
A cougar who is unnatractive, or has a wrinkly face resembling Freddy Krueger.
Did you go home with that old, hideous Crougar last night?
Crougar by Logadacious November 5, 2009
an AMAZING tasting potato, it is literally the best tasting potato you have every tasted, whether it be mashed, fried or a jacket potato it has an amazing taste
boy 1- omg this potato is cropara!
boy 2- dude, mines cropara too!
cropara by potatomuncher December 17, 2020

croudatee 

an obscene sexual position banned from the church in 1207 AD; it involves a group of six or more people making a tower formation with one on the ground(usually male)cock slapping everyone yelling "Hail Satan", while this is happening two people jump or skydive onto the location,naked, oh hoped of landing "on the right target"; usually practiced in open areas where there is water.
Sally and others went to a party last night where she croudateed for the first time.
Think of a pyramid shape that people stack up on, they may do whatever they want to on the people they stack while waiting for the jumpers.
croudatee by Dr.amazing January 11, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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