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Coparazzi 

Coparazzi
Obsessive cop groupies whose lives are so pathetically uninteresting that they stalk police officers. Coparazzi enjoy equipping themselves with as much authentic police paraphernalia as they can manage to get their claws on. Including, but not limited to; expensive portable police scanners, telescoping batons, high powered tasers, guns etcetera... Coparazzi are always ready to mobilize so they can be the first at even the most boring police calls to schmooze with real cops, take invasive photographs of police officers, criminals & victims. Coparazzi are often frustrated old badge cougars who make a nuisance of themselves hanging out at police stations and crime scenes in their aggressive pursuit of drama, imagined glory and, of course, their ultimate goal: sex with as many cops as possible.
I passed a horrible accident when I was driving to work and the coparazzi were all over it flashing away victimizing the victims yet again.
Coparazzi by minatepes March 27, 2011
The absolute BEST couple ever. They are literally goals. This occurs when two individuals fall in love and unicorns and rainbows and glitter and butterflies and sprinkles shoot out of their butts when they look in each other's eyes. So romantic.
"Omg did you see Coopara today?"
"Omg yass girl. They were totes adorbsables."
"I'm so happy my BFF is in such a great relationship."
"She's so lucky girl omg."
Coopara by Pancake203 March 6, 2017

craparama 

A event that was supposed to be fun but, turns out bad.
Wow wasn't that a craparama, I thought they were good.
craparama by Nookie Mc D October 12, 2007

coparazzi 

The act of photographing police officers while on duty.
I was a coparazzi today, and uploaded them to supercoparazzi.com.
coparazzi by MStarling January 28, 2010

coparazzi 

The camera's installed to catch people running red and or yellow lights at intersections or speeding on local roads and highways.
Man, I know I got busted by the coparazzi at College Drive and Corporate this morning. That's gonna be the 3rd ticket they mail me for running red lights!
coparazzi by WLR January 10, 2011

croprastibating 

Jim: Dude stop croprastibating!
Billy: You mean procrastinating?
Jim" Yeah somthin like that.