A small god-fearing town situated around 13 miles from Dundee. Famous for smelling like dead chicken anus from the nearby chicken factory and also for being home to east scotlands most notorius serial-killer/cat-burgalar - 'Ray Hepburn'
Coupang is Copying these services
Rocket Wow copying Amazon Prime Coupang Play is copying HOOQ (But Coupang buys HOOQ and HOOQ is died as now)
Coupang Eats is copying Uber Eats
Alex: HEY COUPANG YOU JUST WAITING FOR MY ITEM >:(
Coupang: Sorry, Due to issues of the shipping Please Check back later
Alex: FUCK YOU
A shitehole created when God took a massive shite 13 miles from Scumdee. It stinks of chicken shit from the chicken factory which is run by foreigners as all the native Coupar Angus people are pissed on buckfast and cheap drugs. Which can be found in the Premier corner shop. It also sells fake airpods which are just normal. earphones with the wire cut off. All native residents are either NEDs or CHAVS In short avoid this town.
I feel like coupa de li - a phrase commonly used at events where one may feel hyper or feel the need to annoy their best friends while walking around for 3 hours
Alex: Why Coupang Eats is taking so long
Coupang Eats: Sorry for late due to issues please check back later
Alex: FUCK YOU AND I WANT REFUNDS AND I AM GOING TO EMART INSTEAD