A 30+ year old
female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term
relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar
fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:
Dude 1: "
Yo, did you see how slutty Sally'
s dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I
mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'
m gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'
m gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."