2 definition by blonde ass jell-o fish

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A lumpy penis that caves in at weird angles, also known as jingle junk.

Sex was uncomfortable with Toddy because he had a big old dimple dick.

A thin and embarassment of a mustache that is particularly popular among pedofiles, mass murderers, and skinny teenage boys.

Caroline did not feel comfortable in her relationship after her boyfriend Greg grew a croupa.

by blonde ass jell-o fish November 08, 2011