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A cougar who is unnatractive, or has a wrinkly face resembling Freddy Krueger.
Did you go home with that old, hideous Crougar last night?
Crougar by Logadacious November 5, 2009
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Basically, an old woman that tries to look like a hooker/slut.
"Did you see my aunt?! She looks like a crougar!"
crougar by LAXbabee41 November 4, 2008

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

booger sugar cougar 

This is a mature woman aka MILF who is welcoming to men who bring drugs to her.
Mandy is a booger sugar cougar who loves men with coke!
booger sugar cougar by I, Wreckerrr December 8, 2020

Cougar Death Strike 

Cougar death strike occurs when an older woman (cougar) pounces upon her unsuspecting toyboy and mauls him in an erotic and sensual way. Often the toyboy is pinned to the floor in this process. Can result in the a horrific number of lovebites to the chest and neck.
Emily: *cougar death strikes*

Harry: ahhhh im sorry ill be good dont eat me D:

Wine cougar

A female who appears to favor younger, less refined wines over older vintages that are more deeply flavored and richer to experience -- and consequently more expensive. WCs are primarily found in urban areas, frequent gyms and bars, and claim they don't mind paying for their own drinks, dammit.
Uh-oh. Here comes another wine cougar. Best break out a box of White Zinfandel.
Wine cougar by Wurd Smithe October 19, 2009

rice cougar 

A female of non-Asian descent who is predominantly attracted to much younger Asian males. A cougar is a woman over 40 and hunts for open-minded hot, younger (under 30) men. She enjoys the energy of younger men and their sexual company and prefers not to settle down. A Rice Cougar is not a racist, but is attracted to the exotic appeal of Asian and Asian-American men. See also MILF and rice queen
Roxanne: "Is Juliet still dating Daisuke?"

Winnie: "You know she's a rice cougar! Daisuke was two weeks ago. I saw her with a Chinese guy named Tengfei last night at the bar."
rice cougar by Gina Kohlson January 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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