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croppable 

A mother who is intensely hot, causing an immediate physical reaction and desire to be with her or race home and, um, remember her. Said mom is so attractive that, if she was in a photo with all of her children, a man would be compelled to crop the image to focus on just her, which would be especially useful in his private time.
Wow, look at that mom over there with all those kids. Don't know how she does it, but damn... she's croppable!
croppable by missyumyum December 18, 2009
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Croppable 

A part of the group photo that can be cropped to make a separate picture.
Look! Jack and Jill totally look croppable!
Croppable by deiserys April 29, 2009
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chompable 

Something that is so lovely, but cannot be eaten, it is in a squidgey form and you have the urge to bite it.
"oh your belly is so chompable" (followed by nibbling of the area)
chompable by moey (: May 28, 2009

Cropple Juicing 

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".
1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

croppled 

extremely high, drunk, or otherwise messed up. Originally a mistake when typing crippled.
"OMG that last bowl croppled me!"
croppled by Kitney April 13, 2007

Creepable 

A woman who is attractive enough to warrant your undivided attention for a prolonged period of time.
Yea, she's pretty creepable.
Creepable by Mac3 October 1, 2010
Cropple is when a tent doesn't fully support its own roof, but you may still sleep comfortably
My tent just had a cropple
Cropple by r0nd0mb0r3dgu7 June 30, 2018
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