crotchtoid

The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.

Sonja pulled her crotchtoid while working the Tread Climber.

by P. Swab February 28, 2008

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Crotchturd

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

by flatpatty September 26, 2009

crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.

"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!

by theshipsnake November 12, 2012

CrotchTime

The act of using your iPhone 4 to video chat showing live streaming of your genitals.

While traveling with my new iPhone 4 I was able to set up some crotchtime with the wife and her iPhone 4, good thing I remembered to shave this morning.

by Today in iOS podcast June 10, 2010

crotchtower

A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"

"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."

by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016