crotchtoid
The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.
crotchtoid by P. Swab February 28, 2008
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Crotchfidence
Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.
Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012
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crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
Crotchturd
A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.
Crotchturd by flatpatty September 26, 2009
crotchpod
crotchpod by theshipsnake November 12, 2012
CrotchTime
While traveling with my new iPhone 4 I was able to set up some crotchtime with the wife and her iPhone 4, good thing I remembered to shave this morning.
CrotchTime by Today in iOS podcast June 10, 2010
crotchtower
A crotchtower is a male's erect penis in pants; implies acute awareness of surroundings. "All along the crotchtower, princes kept their view while the women came and went"
"She's hot. I have a crotchtower."
crotchtower by The Red Bohemian April 20, 2016
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