Crotchidy

Uptight, slightly aggressive older human behavior. Grumpy with a bit of sas!!

Your grandpa is just a bit crotchidy today.

by GmaTmamaJo July 12, 2017

Crotchfidence

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotchity

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

by Katie April 25, 2005

crotchdensation

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotchety

An adjective used to describe an old person. More specifically, someone who seems to hate life in their "golden years" and feels the need to take it out on others. These are the people that should be sent into the surface of the sun.

Look at that crotchety old bastard! He sure is mean!

by Dew-Driver June 27, 2005

crotched

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

Crotchy

a term of endearment used by sexy azn hunnies to describe their beautiful manfriends.

I ♥ my crotchy ^^ he bought me Gucci!

by UR Crotch April 21, 2009