crotchpod
crotchpod by theshipsnake November 12, 2012
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Crotchfidence
Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.
Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012
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crotchload
another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis
originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.
"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."
"I have a crotchload of work to do."
crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006
Kenosha Crotchcopter
A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.
Kenosha Crotchcopter by Wifan85 December 27, 2016
crotchrotting circle
A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
Antonym: Crochetting Circle
crotchrotting circle by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004
Crotchpalm
When you do something so stupid, you should just slam your palm into your crotch, to prevent procreation. Crotchpalming is usually accompanied by a facepalm of the other people around you.
Crotchpalm by madl1b August 10, 2009
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