Crotchteded 

To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.

Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.

Crotchteded by itsworthashot September 5, 2009

Crotcheted 

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

Crotcheted by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

crotcheled

the feeling like having a stick up ur ass

ouch this chair is making me feel all crotcheled

crotcheled by Rind Orange June 27, 2006