Crotchteded Share definition Flag To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch. Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone. Crotchteded by itsworthashot September 5, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Crotchteded mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch