Crotchturd

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

by flatpatty September 26, 2009

crotchtussle

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotch Turd

Infant, Toddler, Teenager, Jock, Cheerleader, Frat Boy, Frat Toy

I was enjoying dinner out, until the Rednecks' crotch turds started screaming.

by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008

Crotchburn

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

by Erufalion November 2, 2004

crotchtoid

The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.

Sonja pulled her crotchtoid while working the Tread Climber.

by P. Swab February 28, 2008

crotchmud

A fermenting sweat sesspool located in the grundle vicinity
.

I worked all week, this crotchmud is coming out today!

by Crotchmud December 16, 2021