Crotchturd
A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.
Crotchturd by flatpatty September 26, 2009
Words you can keep
crotchtussle
Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."
Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"
OR:
Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"
Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."
Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"
OR:
Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"
Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."
crotchtussle by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009
Related Words
Crotch Turd • Crotchmurder • crotch turkey • Crotchburn • crotchmud • Crotchteded • crotchtery • crotchtoid • crotchtussle • Crotchward
Crotch Turd
Crotch Turd by Malcolm Reynolds October 8, 2008
Crotchburn
What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.
"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."
Crotchburn by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009
Crotchmurder
Shut up before I crotchmurder you.
After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.
After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.
Crotchmurder by Erufalion November 2, 2004
crotchtoid
The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.
crotchtoid by P. Swab February 28, 2008
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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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