2 definitions by elementary-son
Person 1: Wow, is Matthew carrying around a roll of quarters in his pocket?
Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.
Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.
by elementary-son April 9, 2012
Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.
by elementary-son April 9, 2012