Definitions by elementary-son

Crotchfidence 

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Trouserworm 

Penis, especially a very large one.

Person 1: Wow, is Matthew carrying around a roll of quarters in his pocket?

Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.

Trouserworm by elementary-son September 7, 2012