crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

by Llerradster February 15, 2006

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

by nickharteau December 30, 2010

Crotchlobster

One who at first sight of a male's genitalia, latches on with the strength of a lobster claw.

Musse is a crotchlobster, b/c he grabed Anson's privates yesterday.

by Christof October 14, 2004

crotchpod

A slang tern for scrotum, or nut sack.

"Dave just kicked bill in the crotchpod!"

"Bob is sucked kyle's crotchpod!

by theshipsnake November 12, 2012

crotchtoid

The vertical muscle group commonly referred to as the adductor group. They are located directly to each side of the taint just below the crotch area.

Sonja pulled her crotchtoid while working the Tread Climber.

by P. Swab February 28, 2008

crotchola

Another name for the 'down south' area, with a spin of a spanish twang. Could also be used as a derogatory name for another.

'Dude, you're being such a crotchola today.'
or
'my crotchola really itches.'

by Maggalicious May 14, 2008

crotchlock

1. adj. the state of getting no sex for a long period of time

JaMarcus ain't called me in forever! I hate when he puts me on crotchlock!

by Sophia April 20, 2005