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cropulence

Cropulence
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”
cropulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026
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Crapulence 

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.
Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.
Crapulence by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

crapulance 

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.
1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!
crapulance by D Morris July 16, 2008

Crapulence 

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.
Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
Crapulence by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence 

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
Crapulence by kerspunk June 14, 2002
"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.
copulance by lauramon March 1, 2014

Mr. Corpulence 

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.


damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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