cropulence

Cropulence
cropulence
noun
Explosive flatulence caused by eating large amounts of beans, broccoli, or other fiber-rich foods; the result of crop-dusting plus flatulence.
Example:
“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

“After the chili cook-off, the room was thick with cropulence.”

by Heymuse January 2, 2026

Crapulence

Sickness or indisposition resulting from excess in drinking or eating.

Some have a hang over others fall victim to its uglier cousin crapulence.

by kaosmoker June 1, 2020

crapulance

1. Despair, heaped upon one's self due to being found-out to be a total, lying, jackass without a clue.

2. The utterance of total, unabashed bullshit, while maintaining the appearance of unwavering belief in what you are saying.

1. After losing the election, the president huddled in the corner of his hotel room under the weight of his own crapulance.

2. That fucker is spewing out total crapulance man!

by D Morris July 16, 2008

Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.

Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).

Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.

by kerspunk June 14, 2002

copulance

The female equivalent of semen.

"Cum" is not a thing; it's either copulance or semen, for the respective sexes.

by lauramon March 1, 2014

Mr. Corpulence

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.

damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.

by boredominaction April 8, 2009