Crondulence

A real word

Crondulence is a real word

by Not a microwave July 6, 2022

Crondulence

A real word

Crondulence is a real word.

by Not a microwave July 6, 2022

Condolence High Five

Condolence high fives are no different from ordinary high fives, except that they are offered in condolence rather than in celebration.

Ted had the most horrible date; because Barney could relate to his sadness, he offered Ted a Condolence High Five.

by Solo Amadeus April 11, 2022

condolence

Pity for someone else's sorrow or loss; Sympathy.

After the sudden death of Princess Diana, thousands of messages of condolenc were sent to her family.

by Larstait November 10, 2003

Condolence-Five

The Condolence Five is given to whom something bad has happened.

Ian's friend get dumped so Ian gave his friend a "Condolence-Five"

by Quinnstefani December 3, 2014

condolences window

The time period within which it is still reasonable to expect condolences for the death of a relative.

Dave: My uncle Pete died 5 years ago today.
Andy: Yeah, do you want to go to the pub tonight?
Dave: What the fuck, I just told you that my uncle Pete died.
Andy: Yeah, and?
Dave: Well, aren't you going to say "I'm sorry"?
Andy: Fuck that, 5 years is way outside the condolences window!

by Mentirosa August 6, 2011

credulence

Credulence: the state of having a viable credit status in the midst of an economic disaster.

"While his neighbors dodged repo men, Gordon smugly bragged about his credulence in the middle of the 21st century's first recession."

by FrankyJames December 23, 2009