croote
A croote is someone who is typically under 5ft and has a long moustache. Most people find them annoying.
croote by Squibs definitions January 18, 2021
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the crookedest street in the World
Lombard St. in San Francisco, California, USA. It's a 1~way downhill steep street with many switchbacks, is lined by several homes, the speed limit is 5 MPH & it goes from Van Ness to Leavenworth. The views are outstanding!
You won't believe this but I accidentally drove down the crookedest street in the World & didn't find out it was that street until a month later! I swore I'd never drive it again but a week later I did. The views are phenomenal.
the crookedest street in the World by Starchylde April 26, 2015
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croote • crooted • cooter • coote • cooter scooter • cooter shooter • cooter pooter • Cooter Brown • cooter punch • cooted
Crooked Serbian
"Hey Dusan, what happened with you and the girl last night? Why is she complaining about her ruptured vagina?"
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
"Man, I gave her a Crooked Serbian. I have to see a radiologist today."
Crooked Serbian by Tricycle January 23, 2013
Cooterade
A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?
Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014
crofter's
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
Person B : Crofter's
Person C : Smuckers?
Person B : F A L S E H O O D
crofter's by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019
cooter quiver
He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.
When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.
Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.
When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.
Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.
cooter quiver by ashane May 28, 2017
Rodney Croome
Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.
Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.
Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017
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