cooted

Cooted is another way of saying, "I'm fucking tired." Typically, one would feel cooted after a night of drinking or blazin' with some buddies. Cooted is a strong term in the sense that one can only be cooted when he/she is on the verge of passing out.
Bro, I was so cooted last night after I smashed that broad.
by DKFresh July 03, 2010
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cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"
by Amanda :* May 12, 2007
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cooted

In relevance to the word 'cooter' which is slang for a females vagina, cooted means for a female to cum.
"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted."
by Amanda D May 02, 2007
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coot coot

I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...
by VIRGIL January 28, 2005
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The Coot

To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.
You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!
by The Original Coot May 27, 2009
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coot

1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.
1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
by Pitchfork Ben April 27, 2007
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Coot

Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness
Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!
by kierz2 November 12, 2009
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