Skip to main content
Being in the mood to wear your crocs.
Man when I got up this morning I felt crocy so I had to wear my green crocs to work today
crocy by Jumpmanjumpman September 9, 2016
Urban Dictionary Merch
The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.
My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.
crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016
Related Words
1. A Russian guy who likes crocodiles.
2. The opposite of a Sahi, usually referring to someone who is dirty and impolite.
3. A member of a Crocogang
Sahi: A Croc has captured me! What do they want from me?
A croc: We just want you to say shit. It's not that hard.
Croc by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
The best singer-songwriter in history. He can often be found with a cigar in his mouth, since he is a badass.
Jim Croce's mustache made him a hit with the ladies as he sung about cool stuff.
Jim Croce by Supguysfriedchicken December 16, 2008

croc shot 

similar slug bug. this is a game in which participants punch each other in the arm upon first sight of a person wearing crocs.
(some kid is wearing neon green crocs)

*punch* croc shot!!
croc shot by el maynay October 16, 2010

croc bite 

A sexual act. A woman spreads her legs, and the man proceeds to perform cunnilingus. Then, the woman slams her legs closed, in the style of a crocodile biting someone.

Coined by the It's All It's All Up To You podcast.
Last night my lady gave me a croc bite, and now my neck is in immense pain.
croc bite by Your Shark January 5, 2011

Croc Block 

When someone stops or prevents another person from buying or wearing crocs shoes.
"Man, I really wanted those crocs shoes, but Bill got in my way. He is such a croc block."
Croc Block by juliman November 29, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next