crocknocket 

Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than “door”. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.

Ay yo someone knocking at the Crocknocket over there.

crocknocket by CallMeTix November 26, 2020

cocksocket 

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole

"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."

cocksocket by Guy-No March 23, 2008

cocksocket 

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

cocksocket by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cocksocket 

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.

Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.

cocksocket by Steph M. August 1, 2007

cocknockery 

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

Cocknocker 

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

Cocknocker by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker 

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

Cocknocker by Prick Police March 9, 2014