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crocknocket

Crocknocket is another word for door. May not be a very useful because it is longer than “door”. This word is mostly used for wooden doors with a natural wooden color that makes a squeaking sound when opening and closing it.
Ay yo someone knocking at the Crocknocket over there.
by CallMeTix November 26, 2020
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cocksocket

A person, usually female, who acts mainly as a penis receptacle. As with electrical receptacles, cocksockets come in 2 distinct varieties:
1)Standard - average two-holed cocksocket
2)Grounded - cocksockets that take it in the third hole
"(insert name) from (insert sorority abbreviation) is such a cocksocket."

"I grounded that skank last night"
Translation: "I engaged in anal intercourse with that female last night."

"That bitch is grounded."
Translation: "She takes it in the rectum."
by Guy-No March 23, 2008
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cocksocket

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her
Larry's mom is a total cocksocket
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
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cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.
Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.
by Steph M. August 1, 2007
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cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.
I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!
by Crusher March 31, 2005
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Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005
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Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.
"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"
by Prick Police March 9, 2014
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