Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions

Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)

by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005

Cocknocker

A term referring to an elderly homosexual, with the aura of Lavender and dried Semen - feared by many young children.

"Oh Daddy, help! I think a Cocknocker is lurking! I can smell Lavender and Prawn Cocktail crisps!"

by Prick Police March 01, 2014

Cocknocker

A dumb ass bitch who is an absolute dick head

That dumb ass hoe is a cocknocker

by Thicccccmama February 13, 2019

Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

by Bensonator March 28, 2004

Cocknocker

A serial masturbator.

I can't believe that cocknocker beat his cock raw jerking off to internet porn all day. What a degenerate fuck.

by Cocknocker9000 March 06, 2021

Cocknocker

A Female Cock Blocker .

Especially a Dike or Manhating bitch.
Saboteur of getting laid. See Assbite

I was leaving the bar with this drunk chick and her Cocknocker dike girlfriend fucking snatched her out of my greasy mitts.

by JAMESDOUGLASMORRISON July 22, 2009

cocknocker

A character played by Mark Hamill featured in the Bluntman and Chronic(Jay and Silent Bob) Movie and Comicbook in the View Askew Series created and directed by Kevin Smith.

"I got busted in the balls by some guy called... 'Cocknocker!'"

by n1n74 March 17, 2004