crochit 

a slur against people who crochet or knit
do not use this slur unless you yourself crochet! it is highly offensive

YOU DAMN CROCHIT !! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AND CROCHET ALL DAY!!

crochit by redsslurs January 18, 2022

crochet 

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

crochet by Starchylde May 30, 2016

Chochita 

A tight or small vagina

Man, that girl last night had a nice chochita!

Chochita by NorCal Slumper April 12, 2018

Crotchity 

A label given to someone who is grumpy or to someone who is in a bad mood.

He sure is crotchity this morning!

Crotchity by Katie April 25, 2005

crochet-ming 

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

crochet-ming by itchymonkey April 6, 2016

crochet 

something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)

1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

crochet by M. Stewart March 24, 2003

crocitto 

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.

1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.

crocitto by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014