croshitting

The action of crocheting while taking a shit.

Yo Kathy, can you please hurry up your croshitting? You're not the only one who has to take a dump.

by earlofpudding September 18, 2021

croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

croshitting

The act of sitting on the potty while making yarn garments for your friends.

Kaitlin Marie was croshitting as she was sitting on the potty making yarn mittens for Paislie and Ashley !

by Mom Linda November 26, 2006

Croshitting needle

An aid for constipation relief. Used much like a plumbing snake, the croshitting needle resembles a crosheting needle and should be used to yank tough shit out of your anus.

Joe: wow dude you were in the bathroom a long time
Dan: yeah, it would've been even longer but I had my croshitting needle with me to move things along.

by Outofatent October 19, 2013

canshitting

To defecate in a can or other container not normally used as a toilet.

Stan: Becky, all this Tupperware is full of shit. It's nasty!
Becky: Don't you talk about my canshitting, Stan!

by canshitter June 22, 2010