crocitto

1)A term used to describe a classy motherf#cker.
2)Someone who has magic hair and deserves respect.

1)Gabe is one crocitto.
2)Michael and John were such hotshots, but in reality they were totally uncool compared to some of the croccitos like Kevin, Gabe, or Oliver, who were so much more cool with their fantastic hair.

by derpymcconquerer August 14, 2014

crocintonic

(cr-ah-k in t-ah-nik)
n. an alcoholic drink that consists of, gin, tonic water, lime and one live baby crocodile.

Jarvis ordered a crocintonic on the rocks.

by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007