crochet

The art of making tablecloths, doilies, afghans, blankets out of yarn. Similar to knitting but with only 1 "needle" called a crochet hook.

My Mom did crochet Lots! She made dozens & dozens of afghans for family & as gifts & for newborn babies.

by Starchylde May 30, 2016

crochet

something slut buckets do to pass their miserable, pointless hours. a time-consuming, life-wasting endeavor. often passed off as a "creative" activity. boring, stupid, kill yourself right now. (i'm kidding)

1. No, I'm sorry, I can't go to the Bob Dylan concert with you because I've gotta stay home and crochet. I'm way behind.

2. Dude, where's my crochet hook?

3. Get yo' bitch ass off da phone and back to crochetin'!

4. Oh my God, I didn't know Michael Stipe was gay. I'm gonna go home and crochet.

5. My grandmother sits outside the Cracker Barrel and crochets and yells at kids and she hates them because they're young and she remembers when she was young and how much more interesting her life was back then.

by M. Stewart March 24, 2003

crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

Crochet

1) Directionless meandering; to walk or otherwise transport about without destination.

Every day between 3 and 4 PM one can spot Mitch crocheting about campus.

by Mitch Hansen April 14, 2006

Crochet

The collective noun for a group of angry possums

When they attacked, it was not one or two, it was a crochet of angry possums

by theJonnyboyP January 14, 2022

Crochet

When a male puts their ear in a females anus and you can hear the noise of the ocean

Did you guys crochet last night?

by Lukey46 April 29, 2024

crochet-ming

The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.

Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.

Me: You're crochet-ming again.

by itchymonkey April 6, 2016