croTINI
one of the roTINI brothers, his name is croTINI and you can call him that when you become a roTINI brother
hey there croTINI!
croTINI by wakafloppa October 3, 2023
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Crotonitis
Definition: Crotonitis is a degenerative mental condition common among males, and is especially prevalent around high school age. While it is not “life threatening”, it is considered by many experts on the subject to be a “life wasting” disease because while it doesn’t shorten lifespan, it may significantly reduce the quality of life lived. Common symptoms include laziness, atrophy of muscles, and frequent desire to talk about how tough you are, without being able to back it up.
Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.
Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.
Cause: No one single source can be pin pointed as the cause of crotonitis. However, it is believed that some major causes include the “everyone is a winner” attitude, first popularized by the hit television series Barney & Friends in 1992, and the ability of youths to talk trash to each other over Xbox Live while knowing that they will never have to actually confront the individual they are talking trash to in person.
Cure: There is no cure to crotonitis that can be purchased over the counter or prescribed by a doctor. The only known effective treatments involve hours of rigorous training each week over the course of several months or even years, to the point where significant amounts of sweat and/or blood may be lost.
Person 1: I'll kick your ass
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis
Person 2: Bring it on
Person 1: I meant on COD: Black Ops
Person 2: Crotonitis
Crotonitis by Nigel Thornberry IV December 11, 2010
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croTINI • cretinist • Cortini • cortinized • Cotinine • cretinismus enormous • cretinitus • Cromininicroneism • Cronining • Crostini
cretinist
Usually a fundamentalist, holier-than-thou, Bible-thumping, Scripture-quoting, Hallelujah-ing Christian, who often claims to be a "creation scientist" despite obviously bad science and flawed logic. Outspoken and eloquent, they can be very persuasive to the uninformed and pose a grave danger to our public school systems. Someone who naively and blindly believes in what one ancient book (Genesis) says and ignores the huge mountain of evidence and the power of human logic attesting to the rise of man and other species by naturalistic (sans divine intervention) mechanisms. Some also still believe that the earth is flat.
A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.
Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.
A notorious cretinist is "Dr." Kent Hovind who bought his degree from a diploma mill.
Suggested reading: The Selfish Gene, by renowned Oxford biologist Dr. Richard Dawkins. This is one book that, if you can uderstand the complexities involved can change your whole worldview forever as it did mine.
cretinist by Neo-Darwinian, ex-Christian May 4, 2004
Cotinine
Co- + T9.
Also, cotinines.
Two (or more) words that share the same key-taps in the T9 dictionary in mobile phones.
WEAK is a cotinine of ZEAL.
Also, cotinines.
Two (or more) words that share the same key-taps in the T9 dictionary in mobile phones.
WEAK is a cotinine of ZEAL.
cretinismus enormous
george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:
1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully
2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
cretinismus enormous by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008
Cortini
Cortini
A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Cortinis have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.
My true love; my everything.
(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Cortini. Their perfect.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
synonyms: perfection love happiness loyal strong.
A girl who is bright, bubbly, and always smiling. Everyone who meets her is reeled into her optimistic personality and her big beautiful eyes of love. Easy to love, impossible to forget. A true angel from above. Although Cortinis have their state of bitch, it's usually for a good reason. A very strong girl mentally, and strong emotionally. That "one girl who got away." The best friend to have; the best shoulder to cry on.
My true love; my everything.
(1.) Wow, I wish my girlfriend was a Cortini. Their perfect.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
synonyms: perfection love happiness loyal strong.
Cortini
2. Another word for perfection.
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Cortini is everything to me.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
angel perfect cortini amazing incredible
3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Cortini is everything to me.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
angel perfect cortini amazing incredible
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